I cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A:How do you breathe through that little thing?

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him. Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms. Dad: exactly son.

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him???