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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint |
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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
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One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”