My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him???

I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult “I know the whole truth” they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom “I know the whole truth” and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said “I know the whole truth” and his dad gave him 40$ an said don’t tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said “I know the whole truth” then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.

You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.