You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
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What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

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2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

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