Best Jokes
This isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
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What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
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What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.
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Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That’s means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
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Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly
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Hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood “gods” but a true, loving, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love, Godlygirl26
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Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
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What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
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What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
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