What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

Watches sad movie with family

Everyone else: Crying

Sister: How aren’t you crying?

Me: I have no tear left to cry…

When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree