Why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you:)
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Depression medicine and therapy
GO AWAY!
Why did the sea cry? Because it felt salty and blue
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
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