What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
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