Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head.
You don’t have dreams you have movies.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
You dream with 4k
As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Following your dreams is good…especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
I had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
Turns out it was a fanta sea
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed.
What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
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