Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

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Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

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Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

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Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!

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Im not fat!!

Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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