Fight jokes

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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Mom says: I will go kill myself Me: stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom: OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom: What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?!

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH

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I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male.

Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc.

But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions.

Men have to go to war on the front lines.

Boys

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Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

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