19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Mom says: I will go kill myself Me: stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom: OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom: What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?!
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
Why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur
You’ll get jur ass kicked
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then…
Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are???
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’???
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Things you never want to do in jail
Never piss off an inmate
Don’t start fights with the cops
Don’t drop the soap
Don’t run away from the cops
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight?
Juan on Juan
Do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone?
He says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
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