Fire jokes

There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

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Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”

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Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

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Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you

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why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

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my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang

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The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.

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wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

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i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.

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ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient

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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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