Game jokes

What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.

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If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi

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What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

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Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.

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What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

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What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman

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Why did the police?? go to a baseball?? game?

Because a player stole the base.

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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Why can’t an orphan play online games

They don’t have there parents input

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What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades

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A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said "in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Ole Ole Ole!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE! !!’ ‘OLE OLE OLE OLE!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.

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Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?

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A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that?

Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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