What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
Whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window.
Abortion of chips
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What’s green and smells like bacon?
Kermit’s finger.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green bay packers & New England Patriots
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
What terns green purple and white? A chameleon
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
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