I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.???
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Remember kids, when you’re angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they’ll really be living the hard knock life.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”
Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”
Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”
Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”
Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What’s the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
Life is like giving head…it always sucks
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
Who needs April fools…
When your whole life is a joke?
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