Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
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