When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Child: drinking milk
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: realizes
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk?
A milk dud??
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
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