When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
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Have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy
Rhydon deez nuts
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore
Hi?? I was wondering
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS!??????
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
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