Nut jokes

Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS!??????

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My best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

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What do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

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Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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What is smagma name

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You know bofa? bofa deez nuts

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Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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