Puns jokes

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

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I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

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Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

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I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree

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Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

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I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.

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What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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