Puns jokes

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

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I have a fear of speed bumps

But i am slowly getting over it

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What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree

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I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

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I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

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A mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace

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I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

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My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

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My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ”

I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

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I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in ten did

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