Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders”
What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
A Zebra falling down the stairs.
I love stairs. They always bring me up
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%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell
Because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
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