Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire…
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish? ” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
How does a train dance?It bogies!
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What is yellow and can’t swim
A school bus full of children
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
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