what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ” St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
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