What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke: ")
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up — when they hang themselves.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words?
The windows xp log out sound
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
Crucifixion — only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What do you call a cow with two legs
Answer: Your mom
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
A FLATLINE!
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
RUS | ENG
