Best Jokes

Whats the difference between a lambo and a boner

Your sister didnt give me a lambo

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”

Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?

He mist.

What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

What do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

I know five fat people and you’re three of them