A e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
All school meetings introductions:
Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Wanna hear a joke… idk im too high
A depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 — When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the ‘bright side’ of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM
BEFORE I GOT HIGH
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