Lost jokes

Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast

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You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today

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How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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