What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid
Depends who’s shooting
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Well at least one gets picked
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?
Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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