What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Why are cheetahs the best animals? The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour. A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds. Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue. Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms. One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances. Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs. While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day. A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away. Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision. With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight. Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’???
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
I got in a cage fight
The hampster dident cnow wat hit him
What is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
Things you never want to do in jail
Never piss off an inmate
Don’t start fights with the cops
Don’t drop the soap
Don’t run away from the cops
Mom says: I will go kill myself Me: stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom: OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom: What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?!
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
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