Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Y do orphans eat cereal with water
There dad did not come back with the milk
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche??
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What kind of Bees make milk?
BooBees
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk?
A milk dud??
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
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