If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings — they’re exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw em
What do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? — Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
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