Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
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