What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’
Little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
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