What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
What did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Au revouir, GGG
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay
Bagels
Why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
I had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
Turns out it was a fanta sea
The Arabian Sea is in which state
Liquid
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
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