A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
Joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my freind
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys???
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”.
Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”.
So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza!?”
The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” The sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
The sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders”
What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
A Zebra falling down the stairs.
How do asians name there kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
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