Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
Why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell
Because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
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What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
Because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
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