You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
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After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
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I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

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