Best Jokes

24 December: Top today:

Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry

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Dark Humor
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I walked in to the doctors surgery and and he said to me “pick a star sign any star sign” “I said Capricorn” He said “Nahh you got cancer”

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Doctors jokes
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To All The Naruto Fans:

Sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you

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Family jokes
24 December: Woman jokes:

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.

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24 December: Stairs jokes:

Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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A girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

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24 December: Dark Humor:

What was my great grandpas last words

SHIT MG42!!!

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What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

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I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

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24 December: Fat jokes:

You are the reason double doors were invented

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Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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24 December: Hell jokes:

Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won’t ever see my dog again! Italian: I won’t ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?

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24 December: Game jokes:

What’s New York’s favourite game?

2001 flight simulator

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What game does an emo love

Hang man

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24 December: Doctors jokes:

Where do sick boats go? – The dock!

There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away… Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough…???

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Lil Jimmy:hey doc Doctor:hi sorry but I can’t see u any more Lil Jimmy:why Doctor: because Lil Jimmy I’m a family doctor your an orphan Lil Jimmy:???

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24 December: Poor jokes:

Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!

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24 December: Green jokes:

What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess:D

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