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Fat jokes
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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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What’s the difference?


13 June: Priest jokes:

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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13 June: Dark Humor:

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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13 June: Poor jokes:

ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

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13 June: Puns jokes:
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13 June: Family jokes:
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I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled “HOW CAN YOU F… OUR DAUGHTER?!”. Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.

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13 June: Woman jokes:
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A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

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13 June: Stairs jokes:
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I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs

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13 June: Waiting jokes:
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I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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13 June: Dream jokes:

Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?

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