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10 November: Top today:

One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy ‘Darling how does my dictate’ "

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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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Dream jokes
10 November: Woman jokes:

I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree… She dropped the rope and ran

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10 November: Puns jokes:

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

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10 November: What’s the difference?:

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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10 November: Doctors jokes:

I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive…

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

If you throw it hard enough.

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10 November: Fat jokes:

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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10 November: Life jokes:

%%Rules of Dark humor:

All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

Sincerely, Zane

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It says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.

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Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

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10 November: Game jokes:

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

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10 November: Lost jokes:

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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10 November: Green jokes:

What’s red green and smells like shit

…red and green shit

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What do you call a green camel.

My parents left me.

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If red get vote out whit happed

red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so

Some one fondy blue boddy red sud where

Lime and green and prup sud how is red not die

red am a hacker u noobs

Lime and grenn and prup run

red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win

Black killd red black is the win lol

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