Best Jokes
11 August: Top today:
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
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11 August: High jokes:
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
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11 August: Stick jokes:
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.
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What do polish people in??? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
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11 August: Little Johnny:
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy ‘Darling how does my dictate’ "
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11 August: Job jokes:
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
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11 August: Family jokes:
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist,
The cashier scanned it and replied with " ma’am this item is worthless "
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Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
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11 August: Hope jokes:
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
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11 August: Fire jokes:
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
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Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
Sounds like a match made in heaven
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11 August: Nut jokes:
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
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11 August: Doctors jokes:
Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…
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Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
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