Best Jokes
29 September: Top today:
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
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On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
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29 September: Drunk jokes:
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
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29 September: Sea jokes:
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish!
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29 September: Ex jokes:
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29 September: Priest jokes:
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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29 September: Smoking jokes:
What was the drug addict’s favorite nursery rhyme? I’m a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
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29 September: Puns jokes:
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
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29 September: Stick jokes:
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
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They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
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29 September: Job jokes:
John: hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
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A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
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29 September: Frozen :
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What makes it cold?? in a room? Air conditioning
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