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18 July: Top today:

%%Rules of Dark humor:

All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

Sincerely, Zane

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Life jokes


18 July: Puns jokes:
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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

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18 July: Fat jokes:
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18 July: Hope jokes:
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18 July: Paint jokes:

R u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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18 July: Sea jokes:

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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18 July: Stairs jokes:
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Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

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18 July: Woman jokes:

The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”

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18 July: Hit jokes:
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If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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18 July: Green jokes:

What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table

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