Best Jokes
14 February: Top today:
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor
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14 February: Dream jokes:
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
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14 February: Puns jokes:
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn’t see that well.
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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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14 February: Computer jokes:
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
The space bar!
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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”
The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”
“Yeah, that’s the one!”
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14 February: What’s the difference?:
Why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!!!
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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
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14 February: Milk jokes:
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
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14 February: Dark Humor:
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
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14 February: Ex jokes:
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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14 February: Hit jokes:
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Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
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14 February: Green jokes:
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What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
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My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess:D
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