Best Jokes

3 March: Top today:

Why did the silly girl?? put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams.??

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Straight jokes


3 March: Doctors jokes:
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3 March: High jokes:
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3 March: Sea jokes:
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

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3 March: Hit jokes:

Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Dont worry, the truck was fine.)

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3 March: Puns jokes:
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I would tell you a construction pun, but Im still working on it

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3 March: Stairs jokes:
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3 March: Family jokes:

I encountered a milf at a bar last night although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy

We were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time

Then, she asked me flirtatiously

have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?

I said, Nope, not yet.

She drank a little more, and said, well, darling, tonight is your lucky night.

So she took me to her place.

She took out her keys

Opens her door

Turn on the light

And she yells towards upstairs

"Mom, are you still awake?

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%%Dad: Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?

Son: Nah, mostly men.

Dad: Do you think youd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court

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3 March: Life jokes:
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It says enter a joke, but I cant enter my life.

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3 March: Job jokes:

If you were to ask me, What is the easiest job in the world?, it would be an Australian psychiatrist. GDay, GDayhow you doingno worries, next!.

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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didnt go into the womens sports section.

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