What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? Daddy
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in What do tampons and your sister have in common!
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water, jack slipped and the condom ripped now they have a daughter
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ushe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Dad: how was your trip to the park? Daughter: it was good until the man came along. Dad: gasps whatever happened, it wasn’t your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened? Daughter: he made my friends go away so it was just me and him… then he took my dress off… Dad: oh God, what next? Daughter: Nothing, that was it. Dad: oh, come on! that wasn’t exciting, make something up!
Knock knock who there interrupting cow interrupting cow moo ??????????????????
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer "s daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
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