I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. ?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do ??.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention
Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices
ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded
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