What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
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