Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
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What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
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