There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
DEEEZ NUTS
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
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