Hope jokes

Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!

(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don’t have to do this class anymore. 2: I’m dying, finally. 3: I’m sorry, I can’t go to your party because I’m expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I’m getting checks. I hope for the best:/.

These people who are offended by rape jokes

Hope this good

Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down

What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

My hopes and dreams

I hope death is a woman That way she’ll never look at me twice

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I’ll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to, I’ll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right, I’m unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short

I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…

Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten

Fork off