I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
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