Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car 3
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
“I’d hit that”
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them
They’ll get the punchline right away
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy: LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice:) no one ever does:) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die:)?
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
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