Milk jokes

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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