Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
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