Milk jokes

Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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