Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
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