My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
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