What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche??
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
Guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Where animal does Russian milk come from?
Moscows
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
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Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
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