Milk jokes

why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

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I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

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what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk

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Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

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