My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
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