Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
RUS | ENG