What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
Guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
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