Milk jokes

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

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Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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Why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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%%Why don’t orphan drink milk

Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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