Transport jokes

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down?

Because it has a tender behind.

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd

Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus

Hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o

What did bus say to other bus?

Beeep

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.

I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.