Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
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