What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.
What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”
Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
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