What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom. Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I’m asking for a friend) P. S. I have no friends
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
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