High jokes

There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…f@ck, I never actually learned shit!”

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What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair

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What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

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There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.

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When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the ‘bright side’ of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.

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The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH

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What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad

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I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

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What’s an orphans high school nickname Lone stone

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

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I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

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. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging… . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room… . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees… . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad

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