Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out. The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him. The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!” The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…f@ck, I never actually learned shit!”
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
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