The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
wanna hear a joke… idk im too high
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
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