what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
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