What is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died?? … ERROR
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the chrime
Get off your computer jessie jex
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
Because he saved 200 computers.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
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