What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
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