What is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died?? … ERROR
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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