Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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