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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 10.”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 8.1,10.”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the chrime
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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