What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
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