You make the juice go through my power brick.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
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