What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
get off your computer jessie jex
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
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