Frozen

When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places

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What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

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what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!

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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold

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Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.

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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

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What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.

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uranus is cold

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I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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Texas be like its cold over here over here

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