Texas be like its cold over here over here
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
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